Angels Have the Phonebox, Master List of All the Fics I’ve Rec-ed

Master List of All the Fics I’ve Rec-ed

Humor

4 Times Cas Took Liberties and Dean Didn’t Know
Rating: T
Summary: …and one time Dean totally knew. Dean/Castiel. Crackish.

7th_heaven is now online
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Dean has his own laptop now, and Castiel takes his own first steps into the information age.

A Hand
Rating: T
Summary: Dean’s busy trying to re-soulify his brother, but Cas needs help. Maybe it’s time Dean gave it to him. Ch. 15: Dean glared indignantly. “I find the term ‘lovebirds’ to be offensive. We prefer to be called ‘sex-falcons.’”

A Job For An Angel
Rating: M
Summary: It’s time to send in an expert. Because Raphael may not be a human, but he knows exactly how they think. (In which Raphael is not a dick.)

As Easy as Pie
Rating: R
Summary: Language, sexuality, fluff, crack, and more clichés than you can shake a stick at.

Asked For It
Rating: PG-13
Summary: “Cas. You. Are not. The pizza man.”

Bing Crosby’s Pennies From Heaven
Pairing: Dean/Cas, if you squint with your gay eye (it’s the left one) it’s Sam/Gabriel, but can easily be read not so.
Rating: T/PG-13ish
Summary: Sam always asks inappropriate, poorly-timed questions, so what comes out of his mouth doesn’t exactly surprise himself. “Where were you?”

Bring It On Home
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Cas is beginning to display emotions. This wouldn’t be so bad, were it not for the fact that the emotions seem to be centring themselves on Dean. Dean is oblivious, of course; Sam, on the other hand, is not. Sam’s never tried his hand at matchmaking before, but it can’t be so hard, right?

Brother Lover
Rating: PG-13
Summary: “However- and it doesn’t happen a lot- they have to invoke ‘I saw her first’.”

Cas + Dean 4Ever
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Dean/Castiel, Sam/Ruby
Summary: Dean finds a diary that is like the worst “Do you like me, y/n?” letter in history, Sam helps Castiel with one of the most ill-conceived plans ever, and Ruby is highly amused by everything.

Castiel and Slash Fiction
Rating: M
Summary: Sam and Dean showed Castiel what slash fiction was. This was a mistake. Especially when Chuck publishes the Supernatural books that Castiel happens to be in, allowing fangirls to make a new slash pairing. Crack.

Clue Feathers
Rating: M
Summary: Something is seriously messed up with Castiel’s wings.

Come Together Right Now Over Me
Rating: M
Summary: Post-Apocalypse. Sam needs to get laid. Dean really needs to get laid. Cas is confused. This promises to end badly…for Sam. And Bobby.

Confidence and Optimism
Rating: T and Up
Summary: Dean’s been cursed with confidence, and decides he’s finally going to go after his angel. After all, Dean is irresistable.

Creature of Habit
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The more you love someone, the more you want to kill them. Or: How Cas developed some bad habits, and Dean coped surprisingly well.

Damn Straight
Rating: T
Summary: Fluffy. Ch. 5: Sam sat in the Impala in the motel parking lot, praying that three and a half hours at the library had been long enough.

Dean Winchester’s No Good, Very Bad Week…
Rating: PG
Summary: Castiel decides to try and bond with Sam to make Dean happy. Dean thinks Cas has the hots for his brother. In which Dean’s life becomes the plot to a rom-com…

Don’t Do Me (Any Favors)

Rating: T and Up
Summary: Naturally, with the Trickster, things weren’t over even when they were over.

The First Year
Rating: T
Summary: When Castiel leaves after Lucifer’s defeat, all he asks is that Dean wait for him. So that’s exactly what Dean does.

Five Minutes
Rating: M
Summary: Castiel requires Dean’s attention. Dean just needs five minutes.

Five times Sam didn’t catch a clue (and the time they finally out and told him)
Rating: R
Summary: Sam has no idea Dean and Cas are in a relationship. Dean has no idea that Sam has no idea - has Sam not been paying attention?

The FMLs of Sam Winchester
Rating: T
Summary: During a case involving a guitar playing ghost, Sam figures out about the relationship between Dean and Castiel, what music angels listen to and also how he shouldn’t share any of his woes online.

The Freaky Box Thing
Rating: M
Summary: A freaky box thing steals people’s memories and then some stuff happens.

The Girlfriend Experience
Rating: NC-17
Summary: While it’s not like Dean hasn’t had a couple of truly regrettable hit-and-runs in his sexual history, this is probably the saddest fucking thing that has ever happened to him.

Googling Cas
Rating: K+
Summary: Dean gets bored and Googles Castiel, and falls into the world of slash fiction.

GreenEyed Monster
Rating: T
Summary: If there’s one language Dean understands, it’s Alpha-Male-Don’t-Touch-What’s-Mine speak. Sam teaches Castiel to speak that language. (Some Sam/Castiel, but it’s mostly jokingly)

Happy Friggin Valentine’s Day
Pairings: Destiel/Sabriel
Rating: T
Summary: Dean and Sam gets hit with a love spell that make them head over heels for a pair of certain angels. Poor Castiel has to babysit and he doesn’t even know what the word ‘romance’ means. It’s up to Cas and Gabriel to help the Winchester bros. in their little, uh…predicament.

He Doesn’t Understand that Reference
Rating: M
Summary: Sam tries to play a prank on Dean that ends up messing with Castiel more.

He Loves You (and you know you should be glad)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Where Jimmy can’t really stand Castiel being miserable because he thinks his feelings for Dean are unrequited and takes the matter into his own hands.

Homogenous Catalysis
Rating: T
Summary: Castiel becomes human and then he gets drunk and then everyone starts speaking in pentameter and Sam is just the bitchiest bitchface in the land.

How To Romance A Human
Rating: T
Summary: Castiel takes advice on how to seduce Dean from Cosmo. Fluffy Destiel fic.

If On A Winter’s Night a Fangirl
Pairings: Dean/Castiel & Chuck/Becky
Rating: R
Summary: “Chuck,” Becky said, slowly and carefully and very, very seriously. “I think someone is trying to communicate with us through the fanfic.”

In A Relationship
Rating: K+
Summary: Dean teaches Castiel how to use Facebook. Destiel, complete crack.

Just the Beginning
Rating: M
Summary: Castiel learns from Chuck’s writings that Dean and he are supposed to have sex and he takes it upon himself to make it happen.

Magic Fingers
Rating: T
Summary: If there’s one thing Castiel has learned from his time with Dean Winchester, it’s that revenge can be sweet.

Negotiating With Terrorists (and Other Post-Apocalyptic Adventures)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Castiel tries to settle the angelic ranks, Dean tries to live a normal life, Sam tries to not actually exist, and a gaggle of dead hunters tries to take over Heaven. There are varying levels of success.

Our Lavish Post-Apocalyptic Lifestyle
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Dean’s not a damsel, and the whole rescue + immediate disappearing act Castiel’s been using lately doesn’t do a thing for him. Not at all. (Or, the one where Sam and Castiel have a Dean-Stalkers Anonymous group).

Overcompensating
Rating: T
Summary: Slight AU one-shot, established Dean/Human!Cas, fluffy to the core. Dean’s cool with the whole dating-a-dude thing, but he might be trying too hard. “Dean rubbed his nose along Cas’s cheek, never taking his eyes off that slutty slutbag in the corner.”

Payback’s A Bitch
Rating: T
Summary: Sam finally gets his just desserts.

Pretty Pair
Rating: T
Summary: Dean and Cas walk into a gay bar…

Quarters
Rating: R
Summary: Set in a rather optimistic future. There was no room at the inn.

Sam is a Genius (Everyone is Dumb)
Rating:PG-13
Summary: Dean is doing stuff. Castiel is getting stuff done to him. It seems like the only one who understands what “stuff” actually means is Sam. Sometimes it’s hard being the smart one.

Simply Irresistable
Rating: Mature
Summary: In which Dean Winchester is rendered even more irresistable by a particularly passionate goddess, to Sam’s considerable distress.

Something About Toads
Rating: T
Summary: There’s something about a toad, and about a purple moon, and about a gay freakout, and then there’s the happy ending. Crackfic.

Textploits
Rating: PG
Summary: I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said “sex.” iPhone humor.

That’s What She Said
Rating: T
Summary: Cas discovers the meaning of “that’s what she said.” Lots of jealous and confused angel. Dean/Cas.

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Rating: T
Summary: Humor one-shot about Dean/Cas. Originally written for a prompt on comment fic on livejournal, “For a guy who never talks you sure send some racy text messages.”

Un Entendre
Pairings: Sabriel/Destiel
Summary: Based on theinsaneeraser’s prompt Sam’s getting tired of Dean and Cas’ eye-fucking, so he enlists the help of a certain Trickster to help him plan a prank; O’m afraid it’s not terribly pranky. - Sam/Gabriel and Dean/Cas

Wait Wait Wait
Rating: T
Summary: Human!Cas. Dean and Cas have been together for a few weeks now, and Sam discovers that they still haven’t done the deed. So what’s the hold up?

Witches and Pie
Rating: T
Summary: After being attacked by witches, Dean believes Cas is giant pie and is set on eating him. With Sam left as the only remotely sane one, he has to find a way to fix Dean or more than likely find a way to bleach his brain.

Your Apple Pie Suburban Hell Happily Ever After
Rating: PG-13
Summary: In which Becky and Dean search for Chuck and Sam, Castiel discovers a love of milkshakes, Sam regrets being a good Samaritan, and Lucifer is still entirely too interested in Sam’s body for Sam’s peace of mind.

Preslash/Friendship

:D
Rating:PG-13
Warnings: Pre-slash Destiel, Sam
Summary: Sam stared. “Did you just emoticon at me?”

And I Saw
Rating: PG-13
Genre: General/Friendship
Summary: Sam takes a peek at Castiel and Dean is jealous.

Chasing Judah
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Dean is not Castiel’s first.

The Dead Dean Clause
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Sam drinks himself insane, Dean is drunk and belligerent, and Castiel learns how to lie. But it’s still happy. Really.

His Angel
Rating: T
Summary: Dean discovers that Castiel is actually ‘his’ angel…he just doesn’t realize just how possessive that realization has made him. Preslash.

iSwear
Rating: M (Language)
Summary: Castiel has a bit of a problem. One-shot. Rated for language.

The Joys of Free Will
Rating: K+
Summary: Sam should learn not to eavesdrop on Dean and Castiel’s conversations. In which there is hugging, many innuendos and in which Sam considers getting his own room from now on. (Hurt/Comfort)

Lost in Translation
Genre: Pre-slash/Friendship
Rating: T
Summary: Tag to slightly AU version of ‘The End’. Castiel, in all his wonderful virgin naivete, misunderstands Dean’s explanation of the future.

The Restoration of Thursday
Rating: T
Summary: The first time Dean saw the damn cat, he thought it was possessed.

Rule Number 7: Always Be Specific When You Lie
Rating: K+
NCIS XOVER
Summary: “I know bailing me out of police custody wasn’t part of your orders…” Dean finds himself in an interrogation room, and when his “lawyer” turns up out of the blue…well, things get a little interesting. Dean & Castiel (friendship)

Stupid People
No Pairings
Rating: T
Summary: Some people are cat people. Some people are dog people. And then there are people like Dean…

Romance

Be Mine
Rating: M
Summary: Set during and after My Bloody Valentine. Castiel confesses his feelings for Dean while dealing with demons, a horseman and a bloodthirsty Sam.

Cheating Fate
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Is there a way to cheat fate and stop a prophecy from coming true?

Distractions
Rating: K
Summary: After the apocalypse ends, Dean starts noticing things.

Ensnare
Rating: R
Summary: Castiel is Lucifer’s favorite brother. In order to make Castiel happy enough to follow him, Lucifer decides to give him a present.

How Castiel Got His Wings Back
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The next time Dean sees Castiel after he promises Dean to hold off the archangels, he’s got a new name and a new life. This is the story of how it took both a demon and the power of love to bring Dean and Castiel back together again.

I Fell For You
Rating: T
Summary: Dean tries to teach Cas how to cook.

The (Mostly Accidental) Courtship of Dean Winchester
Rating: R
Summary: Angelic marriage rites were never intended to go quite like this.

Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
Rating: M
Summary: Sam sends Dean and Castiel on their first solo hunt together after the apocalypse.

Not Usually A Good Thing
Rating: M
Summary: Five ways Castiel made Dean feel.

Spilt Milk
Pairing: Dean/Cas, a little Sam/Cas (but not really) and a whole lot of Dean and Sam brotherhood.
Rating: PG
Summary: Sam tried the whole reverse psychology thing on Dean when he was seven. It didn’t end well for Sam or his stuffed elephant.

Tell Me What’s Right
Rating: M
Summary: Really, wanting someone definitely isn’t the first step. It’s more of its own brand of insanity, especially when you have no idea where to start.

The Ten Commandments Don’t Apply to Angels
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Dean keeps insisting Castiel do things that humans do; sometimes Castiel is grateful for this, and sometimes…not so much.

There Are No Victories in Our Histories
Rating: PG
Summary: ”“It was not my intent to wake you at this time,” Cas says slowly, which, Dean notes, doesn’t mean that Cas wasn’t planing on waking him up.”

This is Not Convenient
Rating: M
Summary: If Castiel doesn’t find a mate soon, the council will assign him one. And Dean’s not about to let that happen.

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Warnings: Reference of Mpreg, kidfic
Rating: Mature
Summary: Dean’s post-apocalyptic life is a friggin’ soap opera. Romance! Angst! Separations! Reunions! Pizza Dinners! A Child Dean Never Knew He Had! It’s all very dramatic.
**NOTE: I HATE MPREG WITH A BURNING PASSION BUT I LOVED THIS SO MUCH**

Tripping
Rating: M
Summary: What do you do when the Universe itself seems to have decided you belong with your very stoic, very angelic, very MALE hunting companion? Dean’s about to find out.

Fluff

Anaximander
Rating: K+
Summary: Congratulations, Misha, on your first born son, West Anaximander Collins. This is dedicated to you. Dean, Castiel, and Sam argue over what to name Dean and Cas’s firstborn son. Slash. Mpreg.

A Gift, Though Small
Rating: R
Summary: All strangers and beggars are from Zeus, and a gift, though small, is precious. - Homer, The Odyssey, VI, l. 207 (Or, a Five Times fic but not really.)

Eskimo Kisses and Tickle Fights
Rating: T
Summary: Slight AU one-shot. Human!Cas, established relationship Dean/Cas, unabashedly fluffy. A story about things that real men do not do. “Isn’t that kind of what you do anyways? Snuggle?” “We do not snuggle,” Dean asserted. “We spoon manfully. For warmth.”

For He on Honey-dew Hath Fed, and Drunk the Milk of Paradise
Rating: PG-T, pure fluff
Summary: Dean wouldn’t have imagined it even a few months ago, but he’s getting used to Castiel, well enough to tease him by now.

I’ll Hold Your Hands, They’re Just Like Ice
Author: kingandqueen-
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Dean feels ill and Team Free Will stops in a suburban California town on Christmas Eve.

It’s A Terrible Life ‘Verse

Control
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Written for the kink meme prompt: “Castiel/Dean Smith (Episode 4x17) After Dean spanks Castiel over his desk for making a typing mistake, he then makes him pull down his trousers and fucks him.”

Lines in the Suit
Pairing: Dean Smith/Castiel
Rating: PG-13
Summary: He gets into the elevator, finishing the last swallow of his cooling coffee, and almost doesn’t notice the dark-haired man standing beside him until Dean realises that he’s staring, has been staring for at least five floors.

Make the Man
Rating: NC-17
Summary: He realized he was attempting a level of subterfuge for which he was unprepared. It was one thing to walk among humans. It was quite another to pretend to be one.

More Obvious Solutions
It’s a Terrible Life ‘Verse
Genre: Fluff
Rating: PG-13
Summary: An illness prompts Dean’s first visit to a doctor’s office in ages, but he’s more concerned about his weight than the flu.

AUs

A Brief Glimpse
Genre: Romance, Fluff, Cute, Time-travel(ish)
Rating: T
Summary: Castiel is utterly convinced he can’t love anyone, but Sam, so when a strange occurrence at a carnival shows him otherwise, he doesn’t know what to do.

A Place So Dark
Genre: Dark, Tragedy, Angst, Sad, Character Death
Rating: R
Warnings: Major character death
Summary: It never should have happened. It wasn’t supposed to happen. Lyrics from Rascal Flatts’ song “Why”.

The Baking Angel
Genre: Apocalypse, Season 4 AU, Romance
Rating: PG-13
AU, Destiel/Sabriel
Summary: Castiel and Gabriel have been running their bakeshop for thirty years, waiting for the Vessels to show and signal the end of the world. When the waiting ends, the two brother angels find their loyalties - and their world - changing. Romance, brotherly love, and a hefty dose of brown sugar.

Business As Usual
AU
Genre: Romance/PWP
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Dean is a rent boy frequently hired by Castiel, who’s just come back into town.

Customer Service

AU
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Romance
Summary: AU wherein Sam’s getting married, Dean is helping out as best he can, and Sam and Jess are worried about Dean, who keeps meeting Castiel and doesn’t quite mind.

The Daily Grind
Genre: PWP, Romance, Porn, PWP, have I mentioned PWP?
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Castiel Novak, down on his luck and in desperate need of money, goes to a porn suite that will give him $1000 for a good day’s work. There he meets Dean Winchester, a man who’s about to rock his world.

Dirty (of the Martini sort)
Author: heathyr
AU
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humor
Summary: Dean works in a hoity-toity men’s club as a bartender and he develops a crush for the man who always orders dirty martinis.

Drunkenness, Arguments, and Eggnog: A Winchester Christmas
Genre: Christmas, Fluff, Romance
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Sam returns home for Christmas in the hope that Dean and Castiel have finally gotten their heads out of their asses and admitted their feelings. He’s wrong, and the only solution is to take matters into his own hands for the sake of his sanity.

Everything Comes Naturally
AU - High School
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Summary: “Except right now, they’re parked in a field 15 minutes outside town and Cas is making fucking criminal noises underneath him- like no one has ever touched him like this and a really selfish part of Dean hopes that’s true.”

Excerpts From Carver Edlund’s Magnum Opus
AU - Supernatural in Bone’s Verse (Castiel is Brennan and Dean is Booth)
Genre: Crime/Romance/Humor
Rating: PG-13/R
Summary: “”C’mon, Cas, it’s like we’re Mulder and Scully, this is totally X-Files,” he says expansively, waving a hand around. It makes his tie flap and momentarily obscure the new and distracting belt buckle that just says “LUCKY” in huge, embarrassing reflective script in the early morning light. Castiel just stares blankly at him.

Game Theory
AU
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Dean decides it’s high time he put the moves on the hot nerdy dude who keeps coming into the Roadhouse.

Gotta Be From Out of Town
AU - High School
Rating: NC-17
Summary: “Baby, you couldn’t wait twenty minutes?” Dean asks, already stripping his shirt off, reaching for his fly. Cas’s eyelids flutter.

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not?
AU - High School
Genre: Romance/Humor
Rating: K+/PG
Summary: Dean and Castiel have been best friends since forever so it wasn’t a surprise when they started dating. Dean just wished they weren’t taking it so slow.

I Disregard This Kind of Problem All The Time
AU
Genre: Romance/Humor
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Dean is having a bit of a mid life crisis. Which, really, he’s only sixteen and it’s not an actual mid-life crisis, but he’s sixteen and everything feels like the end of the world when you’re a teenager.

I Think I Know Where You Belong
AU - High School
Genre: Romance
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Castiel wishes he wasn’t this excited, but it’s the best part of his night when Dean Winchester gets home from baseball practice.

I Promise, I Love You
AU - High School
Genre: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Rating: T
Summary: Cas’s family has a rep in his school that he just doesn’t follow. Dean’s the new kid. Sparks fly. A sweet, sad, awesome fic about high school and finding the one you love. Slight violence and swearing, sexual themes.Lotsa fluff. Lotsa love.

I Want You All To Myself
AU - School
Rating: M
Genre: Romance
Summary: Dean Winchester is seventeen years old, two weeks from graduation, dating an amazing girl, looking at colleges, and is probably in love with his best, male friend. Oh yeah, life is freaking fantastic.

In Real Life
AU
Rating: T
Genre: Romance
Summary: When Sam discovers that his new colleague and his brother are corresponding over the internet, he takes it upon himself to make sure the two of them meet.

It’s Always the End of the World Somewhere
AU - High School
Genre: Romance/Drama
Rating: M
Summary: The status quo is this: Dean is the popular captain of the football team, and Castiel is the off-kilter nobody who doesn’t so much as breathe the same air as Dean. Then senior year happens and the status quo is shot to smithereens.

The Joy Is In the Process
AU
Genre: Romance/Family/Friendship (Sam’s POV)
Pairing: Dean/Cas; Sam/Jess (not seen)
Summary: Sam and Dean have never met anyone as unique as Castiel. The kid wearing a trench coat in the middle of summer introduced himself the day they moved in, and all three of them became instant friends. Then Dean and Cas start spending a lot of time together and Sam finds himself excluded. He doesn’t blame Dean at first; it must be hard being 15 and never setting down roots long enough to make lasting friendships. But as time goes on and he sees less of Dean and Cas, Sam realizes it’s even harder being 11.

Letting in the Light
AU - College
Genre: Romance
Rating: NC-17
Summary: After barely scraping through the first semester at Kansas U, Dean’s determined to change his attitude and try harder, starting with the relationship he has with his elusive roommate Castiel.

Looking for a Run-In
Genre: Romance, Fluff, Family
Rating: NC-17
Summary: In which Dean’s the ex-pornstar turned bartender, Castiel is the rich weirdo dressed like Columbo, and Sam’s the big fancy Lawyer who brought them together by accident.

Mortal Angel
AU
Rating: T
Genre: Romance/Supernatural
Summary: Dean ended up choosing the hot librarian as his new roommate.

On The Brink
Genre: Hurt/Comfort
Rating: T
Summary: Dean is in a mental institution and Castiel is a doctor who pays him nightly visits.

Only Connect
Genre: Fluff/Schmoop, Romance
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Dean and Castiel work in a bookstore together. Dean is annoying, but endearing. That doesn’t mean Castiel doesn’t want to kill him sometimes. Or at least fire him.

Operate Life While Sober
Genre: Office!fic, romance, fluff, humor
Rating: PG-13
Summary:In which Dean woke up this morning with a massive hangover and regrets. Now if only he could remember what they were.

Out and About (The Queer and There Extended Mix)
Genre: Romance, fluff, (ex)priest!Cas
Rating: Mature
Summary: To say he wasn’t expecting anything when he kissed Cas was an outright lie, but he hadn’t expected that.

Peanut Butter-Pumpkin Wedding Cake
Genre: Romance, Humor, Awesome
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The good ones are sometimes assholes and always taken.

Pie Days
Genre: Romance
Rating: K+
Summary: Monday and Friday are pie days for Dean Winchester.

Start Quoting Shakespeare, and we’re done
Genre: RomCom
Pairing: Dean/Cas, Sam/Gabriel
Rating: PG-13
Summary: In which Dean has the hots for a librarian named Cas, Cas may or may not have the hots for a mechanic named Dean, and Gabriel joins Sam in the peanut gallery in the hopes that he might just get to do a horizontal tango of his own.

To High Places By Narrow Roads
AU
Genre: Romance/Angst
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Slave AU. Dean is a lonely businessman who buys an angel on a whim.

Twin Verse
Genre: Awesome
Pairing: Castiel/Dean, Misha/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Dean and Jensen are twins. So are Castiel and Misha. They meet. Things happen.

The Voice of the Turtledove
AU - priest!Castiel/altarboy!Dean
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Castiel was eleven years old when he first felt there was something wrong with him. He’s twenty-nine, a Roman Catholic priest in a small New England village, before Dean Winchester shows him that there isn’t.

You belong with me
AU
Rating: M
Genre: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Summary: Castiel has been in love with Dean Winchester for almost the entire time he’s been working at the Roadhouse.

UST

Drags You Under
Rating: T
Summary: Dean gets caught in a tornado in Kansas. Wing!fic.
I Love the Bones of You
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Dean has been missing for three days.

Rarely Pure, Never Simple
Rating: T and up
Summary: Alcohol, as it turns out, does not dull the effects of curses. It does, however, result in drunken phone calls to angels.

Sharpened and Clean
Rating: PG-13
Summary: He looks down at his stupid arms that are still fixing themselves and wonders if it’s too early to saw off the hand part of the cast.

We All Scream
Rating: T and Up
Summary: Dean takes Castiel out for ice cream, which is the best and worst idea Dean’s ever had.

PWP

A New Country
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Basically, a PWP which takes place on a hot desert road in the back of the Impala.

All Tied Up
Rating: NC-17
Summary: PWP. Castiel. Dean. Motel. Tie.

Always Fixing Me
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The first time they had sex, the first time they fucked, and the first time they made love.

Bang The Gong
Pairing: Dean/future!Cas/future!Dean
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Bang the gong till the lights go out.

Blueberry, Rhubarb, and Apple
Rating: NC-17
Summary: This is really hot. Basically…this was inspired by Misha’s ship of Dean/Cas/pie. Enough said.

Business As Usual
AU
Genre: Romance/PWP
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Dean is a rent boy frequently hired by Castiel, who’s just come back into town.

The Cartography of Heaven
Rating: R
Summary: After a snowball fight and a bottle of tequila, Castiel accidentally seduces Dean.

Chrysler Almighty
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Basically, cracky!porn.

Come Carpe Diem, Baby
Rating: NC-17, wing!porn
Summary: Basically, a “God Hates Fags” member makes a comment to Dean and Castiel, and feelings and hilarity ensures.

Conservation of Space
Rating: NC-17
Summary: There aren’t a lot of things more tortuously unpleasant than killing a succubus, exactly two minutes after she managed to cover you in whatever passed for her crazy pheromone crap.

Cure for the Itch
Rating: NC-17
Summary: He wants to be close, wants to be buried, to be swallowed whole. (Or, Dean hates witches. Smut ensues. The end.)

Dean Doesn’t Do Eurythmics
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Dean and Castiel share a bed. It starts out platonic, and then becomes something else.

Dirty Talk
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Dean being really vocal during sex.

Distraction
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Blowjobs are an awesome distraction.

Do Not Touch
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Basically, marathon sex. (AKA, Cas has some Caged Heat and Dean is there for fix it…for 24 hours.)

Feline
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Basically, Dean and Cas travel to 1997 and run into teenage!Dean. And things get…interesting between the three of them.

Five Things Castiel Learns About the Human Body from Dean Winchester
Rating: M
Summary: PWP.

Form of Prayer
Rating: NC-17
Summary: For the prompt, “worship”.

Free with his hands
Rating: NC-17
Summary: A porny crack!fic (or a cracky porn!fic) in which Dean comes every time Castiel touches the mark on his shoulder. Every time.

Gag Me
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Castiel is way to loud and Dean’s pretty sure Sam’s gonna wake up…

Good for the Soul
Rating: NC-17
Summary: HOLY FUCKING MOTHER OF GOD IF THERE WAS A REASON FOR ME GOING TO HELL THEN THIS WOULD BE IT. Pretty much, this is the hottest piece of priest!kink I’ve ever seen. And it’s priest!Dean. Well…sorta. More like…priest-outfit!Dean. HOLY CRAP.

I Feel You
Rating: M
Summary: Inspired by Away - Breaking Benjamin and essentially PWP.

I Keep Holding On
Rating: NC-17
Summary: It’s been a year.

If At First
Rating: NC-17
Summary: It wasn’t good, the first time.

Imago Dei
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Castiel is built for worship, and Dean Winchester is not God.

In Communication
Rating: R
Summary: Dean/Castiel. Set somewhere between 6x03 and 6x06-ish. Cas isn’t there. Dean thinks he should be.

In Touch
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Castiel doesn’t understand why Dean’s upset, but he’s trying. Angst, drunk!Dean, porn, and text messages - not necessarily in that order.

In Skewed Ascension
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Basically, Castiel gets hit with a dose of sex pollen.

Lead Me Into the Light
Rating: M
Summary: One of the side effects of Castiel’s Falling is the fidgeting. When Sam suggests Dean teach the former angel how to burn off energy, well, it’s not Dean’s fault his mind goes to the gutter.

Lovedrunk
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Dean is an Incubus, Castiel is his best friend and human. Dean isvery hungry, and Castiel is there to help.

Makes Me Fall From You
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Castiel understands Dean’s need for solace in the sexual act.

Of Angel Hair and Red Roses
Rating: M
Summary: Castiel likes it when Dean pulls his hair while Dean…just fixates on Castiel’s pretty, pretty mouth.

Overthrown, Made New

Rating: NC-17
Summary: The whole “rehymenated” thing was a joke, but just because something is funny doesn’t mean it’s not true.

Patterns of Experience
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The pattern was set the first two times they had sex. Changing it was only a matter of time.

Plastic
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Dean keeps touching him, and Castiel can’t do anything about it.

Quick
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Dean counts the minutes when he can pretend there’s no apocalypse.

Re-Occurring Irreverence
Rating: NC-17
Summary: In which Dean trains his angel on a more obscure human tradition.

Respect
Rating: NC-17
Summary: How 4.02 should have ended, (ie: pornily ^_^)

Respite
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The Impala is in need of repair. Cas is in need of sex. It all works out.

Restrain Me
Rating: NC-17
Summary: There were a lot of things Dean had to teach his angel. Apparently it was time to learn bondage.

Seven Things to Do With a Naked Angel
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Someone whose name in no way rhymes with Ramuel Binchester let Castiel read an issue of Cosmo. Castiel’s not really interested in the Hair and Makeup columns.

Sex Feathers of an Angel
Rating: M
Summary: Castiel’s wings have an unexpected and very inappropriate effect on Dean…

Steamrolled
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Castiel makes a change, and Dean makes a decision.

Suppliant on your curious knees
Rating: R
Summary: It’s over and they won, and Cas is on his knees in front of him…

That Old Black Magic
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Dean becomes invisible and decides to bug Sam and Cas-in COMPLETELY different ways. Est. Dean/Cas.

This is Us
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Castiel is going to save him.

This Song Will Guide You Home
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Castiel knows a way to get Sam out of Hell - but he needs Dean’s help.

Untranslatable
Rating: NC-17
Summary: I too am not a bit tamed, I too am untranslatable / I sound my barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world. —Walt Whitman, “Song of Myself”

Victory Dance
Rating: M
Summary: The war against Lucifer has been won, and Dean Winchester knows how he wants to celebrate, and he isn’t taking no for an answer. Not even from an angel.

Wish me love a wishing well
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Dean throws a coin in the wishing well and jokingly wishes for Castiel tied up and waiting on his bed, he’s surprised when he walks into the motel room to find a very naked and very horny angel at his disposal.

With My Wide Eyes
Rating: M
Summary: Written for the prompt, “During the celebration of the fall of Lucifer at Bobby’s house, Jo is looking around for Dean in hopes of finally initiating a relationship with him. She finds Anna, but Anna (reading her mind) knows her intent and tries to subtly/gently warn her away. Jo doesn’t listen and wanders outside into a small wooded area where she’s shocked to find Dean with Castiel, very much occupied. Jo can’t seem to leave or look away.”

RPS (Jensen/Misha, J2)

But Then My Homework Was Never Quite Like This
PAIRING - J2
AU
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jared’s eighteen and in his senior year at a private school in San Francisco. He’s coasting pretty on his parents generous school donations—until his seventh period Physics teacher gets replaced with the maddening, infuriating, gorgeous Mr. Ackles. Jared’s gotten by all his life on his money and his charm, but Mr. Ackles seems to think he needs some… lessons in self-control. Toppy!Teacher!Jensen in glasses and Student!Jared in private school uniform included!

By the Letter
PAIRING: J2 (Jared/Jensen)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jensen finds out that Jared has a playlist named after him, and after stealing it and listening to it, he realizes all the songs reveal Jared might have feelings for him, causing Jensen to rethink their relationship.

Character Bleed
WARNING: RPS
Rating: NC-17
PAIRING: JENSEN/MISHA, DEAN/CASTIEL
Summary: Jensen and Misha roleplaying.

Eat Drink Love
PAIRING: J2 (JENSEN/JARED)
AU
Genre: Romance
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Cynical waiter Jensen serves Serial Dater Jared’s row of first dates.

Perfektionswahn
RPS - Misha/Jensen
Genre: Romance/Humor
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Sometimes he forgets that while Jensen is definitely the serious one, he’s being graded on a highly skewed scale of seriousness. He’s Kermit the Frog to Jared’s Fozzie and Misha’s Gonzo; much more responsible and sane then the rest of them, but still ultimately a Muppet.

Angst/Dark!Post-Apocalypse

Anything Worth Dying For
Rating: R/NC-17
Summary: It’s basically a realistic-version of the apocalypse, with lotsa Destiel goodness to boot.

Didn’t Learn It From The Pizza Man
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A much needed coda to “Caged Heat”

Suck It Up
Warnings: Vampire!Dean, and lots of bloodplay.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Dean’s hungry. Dean’s very hungry.

This Thing Called Free Will
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Time is fluid, and Castiel can see how it will go because he can bend it on occasion.

Two Athiests in a Foxhole
Rating: M
Summary: Dean and Castiel discuss whiskey, cheeseburgers and sex, and find some humanity along the way.

When All is Lost
Warning: Dark!fic, abuse, rape
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The end of 5.22 takes a slight AU turn, and Dean takes it out on the only person left - Castiel.

Where the World Begins
Rating: NC-17
Summary: In the aftermath of a battle against demons, Castiel rescues an orphan girl, who then forms an attachment to the fallen angel. Dean and Castiel take her into their care, traveling highways and back roads, killing as many demons as they can, while Sam searches for an alternate way to defeat Lucifer. Amidst trying to end the Apocalypse, Dean finds his life a strange combination of broken, crumbling cities and a half-domestic life on the road. In the quiet moments they make for themselves among the chaos, Dean and Castiel become closer not only to each other but to their ward, and Dean finds his life taking a turn in a direction he never thought it’d have a chance to take.

Christmas/Holiday

The Cold of Flesh and Stone
Rating: NC-17
Summary: “Maybe I’m sick of spending Christmas elbow deep inside something’s intestines, or standing in a grave somewhere in the freezing cold waiting for bones to burn.”

Drunkenness, Arguments, and Eggnog: A Winchester Christmas
AU
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Sam returns home for Christmas in the hope that Dean and Castiel have finally gotten their heads out of their asses and admitted their feelings. He’s wrong, and the only solution is to take matters into his own hands for the sake of his sanity.

The Ghosts in The Machine
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Dean gets visited by the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future. Sort of.

I’ll Hold Your Hands, They’re Just Like Ice
Author: kingandqueen-
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Dean feels ill and Team Free Will stops in a suburban California town on Christmas Eve.

Well…walking isn’t quite the right word
Rating: PG
Summary: Even hunters have snow days on occassion.

Misc.

Big Switch
Rating: K+
No slash
Summary: Basically, Sam and Jared switch places, and hilarity ensues. I’ve read a lot of “switching” fics but this is the first one that was really in-character I think.

Cash Out, Get the Hell Out of Town
Pairing: Sam/Gabriel, pre-Dean/Cas
Rating: Mature
Summary: He tries to asses the situation, but he is completely incapable of figuring out a situation where Gabriel should be wearing an Elvis suit on top of him and he feels like someone is trying to rape his skull, but- oh. There’s a feather boa wrapped around his calf. Well, at least he’s not entirely naked.

Okay, so basically this is like…Supernatural, The Hangover-style. It’s pretty hilarious, if I must say.

Dream a Little Dream With Me
Pairing: Sam/Gabriel
Rating: NC-17/M
Summary: The Trickster wants to trick the younger Winchester,but his plan fails.He appears every night in Sam’s dream, causing the boy the most erotic dreams he’s ever had. But one night Sam notices him and dreams become reality.

Eventually
PAIRING: Gabriel/Sam, est. Dean Castiel
AU
Rating: T
Summary: Sam grew up with Gabriel being a jerk to him. It isn’t until he goes to college that he realizes it’s because Gabriel has a crush on him.

It’s A Wonderful Life
UNFINISHED/WIP
Rating: M
Summary: Dean Winchester is living a normal life until an angel claiming to be from another universe tells him he’s needed to stop the Apocalypse. Then things get a little weird.

Ranting in G Major
Pairing: Sam/Gabriel, Dean/Cas implied
Rating: M