May 2012
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schellys-mysteryanon:
Underage!Dean/Castiel. Dean crashes a college party and then drunk/high porn with Cas.
-http://brassmama.tumblr.com/
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Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But doth Mother know you weareth her drapes
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enochianrage:
imogeneestermont:
theplushbear:
so i was watching 3x08 “A Very Supernatural Christmas”
and then suddenly
#Mrs. Wallsh says yes because Hester promised her: #there will be no more gods #old or new
Well this is an interesting (unintentional) turn of events…
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Vend
invisiblink:
Dean had handed him a five dollar bill and pointed him in the direction of the vending machine, asking for “a coke. And get whatever you want, too.”
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boazpriestly:
swayinghummingbirds:
anything over $10 is expensive
Even $10 is pushing it.
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WHOOPS TOO LONG FOR YOUR ASK SO
beezystark:
“Try to relax,” Sam says even as he hooks his hands under Castiel’s knees and lifts them so that Cas is all exposed for Dean to lick and suck at. “If you tense up, you’ll just cramp.”
“I—” Castiel gasps, jerking and twitching, and he stifles a moan behind a bitten lip. “I’m trying,” he says. “It’s just that it—”
Dean squeezes his hands along the underside of Castiel’s thighs and...
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My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh...
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
Steve/Tony texts in the new fic I'm reading (So No...
Tony: What are you wearing?
Steve: Aren’t you supposed to be in a meeting?
Tony: I am in a meeting. What are you wearing?
Steve: Pay attention to your meeting, Tony.
Tony: Draw me like one of your French girls, Steve.
Steve: Does Pepper know you’re not paying attention to the meeting?
Tony: Do you even know what sexting is?
Steve: Yes. Pay attention to the meeting, Tony.
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If you support the #silentmajority project, please...
axethecomic:
I do not support this project in any way, and trust me, it would be better if we parted now rather than later.
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